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26 November 2006 @ 06:47 pm
the end  

Author: Lemony Snicket

Dear Reader,

You are presumably looking at the back of this book, or the end of the end. The end of the end is the best place to begin the end, because if you read the end from the beginning of the beginning of the end to the end of the end of the end, you will arrive at the end of the end of your rope.
This book is the last in A Series of Unfortunate Events, and even if you braved the previous twelve volumes, you probably can't stand such unpleasantries as a fearsome storm, a suspicious beverage, a herd of wild sheep, an enormous bird cage, and a truly haunting secret about the Baudelaire parents.
It has been my solemn occupation to complete the history of the Baudelaire orphans, and at last I am finished. You likely have some other occupation, so if I were you I would drop this book at once, so the end does not finish you.
With all due respect,

Rating: 10
Thoughts: What a terrific end to the end of the end of Lemony Snicket's series. It yet again made me cry, I won't tell you why, because plainly it'll ruin the book. Last thoughts are: READ IT OR WEEP!
polaroidstain on November 26th, 2006 08:29 am (UTC)
well um. i have the first three books.
you make me want to get more.
krystal: my little piece of magic;ghostanatomist on November 28th, 2006 05:17 am (UTC)
read it.

lemony snicket is a genius.