Author: Lemony Snicket
This book is the last in A Series of Unfortunate Events, and even if you braved the previous twelve volumes, you probably can't stand such unpleasantries as a fearsome storm, a suspicious beverage, a herd of wild sheep, an enormous bird cage, and a truly haunting secret about the Baudelaire parents.
It has been my solemn occupation to complete the history of the Baudelaire orphans, and at last I am finished. You likely have some other occupation, so if I were you I would drop this book at once, so the end does not finish you.
With all due respect,
Thoughts: What a terrific end to the end of the end of Lemony Snicket's series. It yet again made me cry, I won't tell you why, because plainly it'll ruin the book. Last thoughts are: READ IT OR WEEP!